If it’s not one thing, it’s a moose.
Feb12
Guest: “Can you send someone over to move the moose?”
Front Desk Clerk: “Just walk by, you’ll be fine.”
Meet our resident moose:

Guest: “Can you send someone over to move the moose?”
Front Desk Clerk: “Just walk by, you’ll be fine.”
Meet our resident moose:

So I’m on the tram on Saturday and overheard fellow saying he saw the moose (it’s very easy to eavesdrop there) and the female friend says, “Really? Was it real?” in a serious tone. After a moment when her friends did not respond, I said matter-of-factly, “No, they’re stuffed.”